He would never wear pajamas out of the house
| | | THESE JOGGERS ARE NOT FOR THE GREATEST GENERATION | | Your grandpa would NEVER wear pajamas outside of the house. | | Your Grandpa did all his yard work in a button down shirt and dress shoes. | | You just don't do it at all. | | Your Grandpa went to the bank and deposited cash into his savings account. | | You had to Venmo your friend $.75 because you all split a soft pretzel 3 ways. | | Your grandpa wore a suit out to dinner and called the waitress "sweetheart". | | You wore our joggers to The Melting Pot and asked the waitress what happens if you dropped your credit card in the fry oil. | | Your grandfather carried a handkerchief with him to make sure he was never unprepared for sneeze. | | You, on the other hand, are considering buying joggers with the underwear built in. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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