*We're taking about the board game, not a titan of industry͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | JEFF PESOS HAS A MONOPOLY* | | | *He actually just owns the board game and likes to play with a loose understanding of the rules. |
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| *He actually just owns the board game and likes to play with a loose understanding of the rules. | | | | | | | | | | | | | Jeff played his niece, but once she got Boardwalk, he quit. | | | You can't hope to win the game without Boardwalk. | | | | | Pesos plays with real money instead of Monopoly dollars. | | | South American currency holds roughly the same value. | | | | | Pesos plays by Jumanji rules. | | | If wild animals plow through your game, you have to play the board where it lies. | | | | | Pesos' Monopoly set no longer comes with the top hat. | | | He once taped the hat to his parakeet's head as a joke, but after it fell off, the bird ate it and died. | | | | | | | | | | | | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
Text "DANGUS" to (332) 244-0333. | | | | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
Text "DANGUS" to (332) 244-0333. |
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