He just closed on a little slice of heaven in Jersey City
| | | He just closed on a little slice of heaven in Jersey City. | | Karl got the new place all on his own. | | His parents only helped him with the down payment and fire alarms. | | Now that Karl's a condo owner, he decided to do other adult things like register to vote and open a checking account. | | He also decided to check with a dentist to see if his adult teeth are supposed to fall out like his baby teeth did. | | Karl couldn't afford a normal home security system so he just set up several Home Alone-style traps. | | He hooked up a staple gun to his closet so if you open it, it will staple your balls. | | Karl turned his condo into a raccoon sanctuary for any lost souls seeking shelter. | | They formed a symbiotic relationship where the raccoons brought Karl treasures from around the city and he gave them a place to live. | | The home owner's association quickly found out Karl was harboring wild animals and forced him to move out. | | Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive.
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