New winter merch from your favorite Italian-American plumber ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | IT'S-A-ME, BENITO TORTELLINI | | Benito is an Italian-American plumber trying to make an honest living. That's it. | | Benito and his wife live in a restored stone house that looks like a castle. | | However, it has no resemblance to Mushroom Castle found in the Japanese video game. | | Benito grows his own mushrooms and puts them into most of his meals. | | It's purely by coincidence and NOT like the Italian plumber from a popular franchise. | | Benitos's wife's nickname is Princess. | | It's only because she acts like a spoiled asshole, NOT because she looks like Princess Peach from the Nintendo universe. | | Benito has killed his fair share of turtles. | | However, it's only because they eat his mushrooms, NOT because he's the fantasy character Mario from Super Mario Bros. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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