Healthy gif recipes: Holidays feeling Squirrely?

sreda, 20. december 2023

Holidays feeling Squirrely?

EMBRACE YOUR INNER ANIMAL

Happy Holidays Wild Ones!

We know the holidays can get a little squirrely sometimes, and if you're like us, social anxiety is a real thing.. So we wanted to give you a few quick tips from the Animal Kingdom to make your Howlidays go purrfect!

Before you head over to your favorite holiday parties this year, consider embodying the Arctic Squirrel.

"Why?" you ask...

For starters... It hibernates! Which is the human equivalent of "accidentally" sleeping through your best friend's "Holiday Egg Nog Rager."

Hear me on this, the Arctic Squirrel in no way condones you having a lack of integrity with your best friend or anyone. But sometimes you just gotta Hibernate. If you saw my outfit right now you'd know I've been hibernating for 3 straight weeks (in the Luxe Rose Quarts House Robe of course)

Secondly, did you know that the Arctic Squirrel's core body temperature can get to -3 degrees Celsius! (Full disclosure, we have no idea how this ability is in any way relatable to surviving the holidays, it's just an awe-inspiring legitimate fact.)

Lastly, the Arctic Squirrel usually has enough nuts to go around, and as we at the office like to say, they are "Natures Nutcrackers."

Translation: Be an Arctic Squirrel at your next Holiday Party and go nuts, or bring nuts, or legitimately be nuts. You really can't go wrong here.

Well. That sums it up.

Oh, and don't forget to check out our Last Minute Deals!

Last thing! A quick note on shipping: Hurry the &$#* up already. Today is the last day UPS can ship EXPRESS and have your item arrive before Xmas!

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighborhood gang of furry animals