Happy New Year's Animals!
We know, your head hurts. But as my brother always says, "You gotta get dirty to get clean," or is it "You gotta get clean to get dirty?" Either way, just clean yourself when you get dirty.
It's time for a little wisdom from an actual DRAGON! See that picture above?
That is a BABY DRAGON.
Well, sort of, technically it's called an Armadillo Girdled Lizard, according to herpetologists. But Whatever! Just look at it and tell me that's not a Baby Dragon? The only thing it's missing is its wings and the ability to breathe fire.
Now, considering it is the year of the Dragon, we thought you might want to try embodying our beloved little Armadillo Lizard while you recover from your hardcore "Candle Lit Intention Setting" journaling ritual last night.
"How exactly do I do that?" you ask…
JUST BE CUTE. All Day. Because, well, look at that picture again. Tell me this baby Armadillo Lizard isn't cute as S***. Go on. Tell me. You can't. (If you need help embodying cuteness (or coziness, or both), check out our House Robes or Loungewear which are up to 50% OFF right now!
Also, Armadillo Lizards (aka Baby Dragons) have armor, cuz they're badass. So get your a** out of bed ya Badass, and start the year off like a fire breathing boss (FYI, you might actually have bad breath, so just brush your teeth first).
Fun fact, the word Armadillo actually means "Armored One." This little guy is all about self-protection and care. So if you're truly embodying the Armadillo Lizard, don't feel bad when you have the urge to defend the things in your life you hold dear.
Anywho, Happy New Year! And don't forget to check out our Sale and get up to 60% OFF right now.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood gang of furry animals
PS Sale ends January 2nd 2024
PPS I almost wrote 2023…
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