sreda, 7. februar 2024

Alone This Valentine's Day?

The Weekly Bird

ALONE THIS VALENTINE'S DAY? SHOOT YOUR SHOT WITH KARL

He's got two eyes and a working sphincter

(aka the total package).

Karl

LOVE COMES IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES*

*but not in anything more than a size 40 waist because we don't sell those.

Karl is 6'4" and strong like a baseball prospect from the 1950s.

He looks like he could lift a tractor but also gives the off impression that he lacks fine motor skills.

ARGHHHH!

Karl is CPR certified and has the power to save your life.

However, you should avoid having Karl do chest compressions... he goes way too hard.

Cheers, to the Revolution

Karl has an extensive DVD collection, so if you want watch a movie, he's got like 12 to choose from.

They also don't require internet, which he does not have.

Come on, it's first base!

Karl will protect you from spiders and squash them on the spot.

Actually, that's a lie. He pretends to kill them, then secretly releases them back into the wild.

That was a close call buddy.

ALREADY TAKEN? THEN GET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE SOME NEW PANTS

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