sreda, 20. november 2024

This Legendary Director Is The Steven Spielberg Of Skinema

The Weekly Bird

ALFRED ITCHCOCK IS A MASTER OF SKINEMA

Here are some instant classics from the

"Steven Spielberg of Adult Films"

Polos

KHAKIS AREN'T THE ONLY THING STRETCHING IN THESE MOVIES

MOVIE #1

Well this was a total waste of a million dollars.

This heralded parody from the late 90's stars two giant cone shaped icebergs as they slam into a luxury liner on her virgin voyage.

MOVIE #2

Bark bark!

Set in Paris at the turn of the century, a struggling burlesque house must raise funds by selling s*x to wealthy old men.
And that's literally the same plot as Moulin Rouge.

MOVIE #3

I mean, that's the best part don't you think?

The code to deactivate a stolen nuclear warhead is secretly hidden in the body cavity of a female assassin.
Alfred filmed it in Middle East because he wanted to get the details just right.

MOVIE #4

Why did you glue them upside down?

Alfred got really lazy with this parody.
It's literally people doing it with boots on and sometimes a cat walks through the background.

Alfred Itchcocks

THESE PANTS SHOULD REALLY GET AN AWARD

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