petek, 13. december 2024

What’s Got 2 Eyes And A Carrot For A P***s

ADAM & MR. TERRY BUILD A MALE SNOWMAN

To avoid confusion, Mr. Terry equipped their creation with power tools and carrot p*nis.

M3lting

Mr. Terry mostly sat and watched as Adam pushed the snow together hoping it would take human form.

Adam, deeply frustrated, kept yelling that he's not the Lord our God and doesn't have the power to create man.

Keep pushing bub

Mr. Terry does not own a winter coat. He just layers hoodies.

For their snowman excursion, Terry sported a Seton Hall hoodie he stole from his brother and a Carhartt work hoodie.

Seton Hall

Mr. Terry did something "clever" and made some "Bud Ices" by sticking his beers in the snow.

A lot of his drinks exploded which pissed off Mr. Terry because he's a moron.

It's because Budweiser isn't using American steel in their cans

Mr. Terry said he didn't know where the carrots were because he's, "not a rabbit and doesn't eat vegetables."

That made Adam laugh.

Not the joke, but the knowledge that Terry is likely to die a premature death.

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