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July Animal Palooza, Part II | | Hello again, my fur-loving, fluff-celebrating, tail-wagging humans! Did you think we were done? Oh no. July is the month that just keeps giving- to hoomans and animals. We've already cuddled kittens, admired bison beards, and helped pets survive the fireworks (with Gregorian chants, no less).
Now it's time to gallop into the second half of July's animal holidays- where horses get hugged, snakes get shout-outs, and tigers take the spotlight. Nutasha and I are once again donning our holiday hats (hers is sequined, mine is made of moss) to bring you: | | July 15 - I Love Horses Day & National Pet Fire Safety Day | | Saddle up and salute the majestic horse! Today is for carrot treats, mane braiding, and watching Black Beauty for the 400th time. Also a perfect moment to double-check your smoke alarms and pet escape plans- especially after all those fireworks earlier this month. Fun tip: Keep pet leashes and crates near exits, just in case. | | July 16 - Guinea Pig Appreciation Day & World Snake Day
| | Two wildly different vibes, one glorious day. Whether you love your pets squeaky and snuggly or slithery and serene, now's the time to show 'em off. A bit of advice though- don't mix the guest list at the appreciation party! | | July 21 - Take a Monkey to Lunch Day & National Craft for Your Local Shelters Day
| | Okay, you probably shouldn't take a monkey to Panera. But you can support primate conservation or donate bananas to a sanctuary! Better yet- craft toys, blankets, or enrichment goodies for your local animal shelter. (Nutasha's knitting squirrel-sized hammocks. Adorable.) | | Less about celebration, more about itch-prevention and disease awareness. A great reminder to protect your pets from mosquito-borne illnesses like heartworm. | | July 26 - National Dog Photography Day
| | Strike a pose, pup! Share your best glamour shots of dogs doing what they do best- derping majestically.
| | July 28 - World Nature Conservation Day
| | Today's the day we give a standing ovation (preferably in biodegradable confetti) to the forests, oceans, and all the wild spaces that keep this planet spinning beautifully- and the creatures who call them home. Celebrate by picking up litter, planting something green, or donating to wildlife.org. | | July 29 - International Tiger Day & World Echidna Day | | Talk about a power duo! Celebrate the fierce beauty of the tiger and the quiet quirkiness of the echidna. Fun fact: echidnas are basically punk rock porcupines with sticky tongues. | | July 31 - National Mutt Day & World Ranger Day
| | End the month strong by loving your rescue dog extra hard- and sending thanks to the rangers who protect our natural world every day. Without them, squirrels like me would have no forest, no nuts, and no Nutasha. Tragic. | | The Acorn Curtain Closes (For Now…) | | Whew! That's just the first half of July, and I'm already winded (and I once outran a hawk carrying a sandwich). As always, I'll be back soon with Part 2, featuring more paws, claws, and jaw-dropping animal celebrations. In the meantime, Nutasha and I are busy planning our wedding on a budget (she wants dandelion centerpieces, I'm leaning toward acorn-stuffed mushrooms- compromise is hard). So while she's tasting bark samples for the cake, I'll be gathering more animal news to keep you wildly inspired. Stay hydrated, tag your pets, and tell a bison you admire its beard. See you next time for Part 2 of The Weekly Nut: July Animal-palooza Edition! | | Your Forest Correspondent/Emotional Support/Wedding Planner in Training Squirrel
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