Be on the lookout.
Authorities issued a warning that actor-comedian Rob Schneider is on the loose and armed with a new bourbon that could spell delicious doom for the Left.
Not settling for destroying liberal narratives with his wit and intellect, Schneider is now pouring out punishment with Tears of the Left, a Kentucky straight bourbon that's high in proof and proud to be American-made.
Sources revealed Schneider was last seen laughing at liberal anguish, leaving a trail of sobbing communists in his wake.
A doctor of demoralizing Democrat dogma, Schneider is spreading patriotic pride, one glass at a time.
Tears of the Left is expertly distilled from only the purest liberal tears, perfect for sipping after a long day of wrecking socialist arguments.
Inside every collector's box:
● One bottle of Tears of the Left Bourbon
● The Book of Tears - cocktail recipes to make liberals cry for mommy
● A handcrafted Whiskey Tear Stone - fashioned from the shattered pieces of leftist worldviews
● A Rob Schneider-signed collector's card from a bourbon-pouring patriot
● Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness - all in one bottle 10% OFF Launch Price + Free Delivery - Order NOW to own the libs |
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