The roastmaster of left-wing ridiculousness, Rob Schneider, is pouring out a new batch of Tears of the Left, leaving liberals running for the nearest safe space.
The comedian who fears no Hollywood blacklist is inviting discerning citizens everywhere to raise a glass to trampling tyrannical wokeness.
Experts everywhere have warned Democrats to steer clear of the beverage, which is reportedly both high proof and low in tolerance for leftist nonsense.
A Connoisseur of Communist Crying, Schneider is bringing more than just jokes:
Each Collector's Box includes: A Kentucky Straight Bourbon expertly distilled from the outflow of tears from woke weeping, batched and bottled for savory sipping.
Inside every box:
●One bottle of Tears of the Left Bourbon — our most potent pour
●The Book of Tears — a chronicle of recipes for anti-commie cocktails
●A handcrafted Whiskey Tear Stone — chiseled and shaped from the purest mainstream media outrage and rubble of DEI delusions
●A Rob Schneider-signed collector's card from a certified patriotic prankster
Democrats say it's a "glass full of fascism."
Real Americans say it's "as delicious as freedom itself." 10$ OFF Launch Price + Free Delivery — Order NOW to make a communist cry |
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