petek, 24. marec 2023

birddogs Gets Chinese Investors

The Weekly Bird

birddogs GETS CHINESE INVESTORS

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We assumed the guys visiting our office were investors.

Anyone that wears a jacket and tie is automatically assumed to be a boss.

For example, he regularly orders his chicken medium-rare.

To avoid startling the investors, Karl put some extra treats in his drawer to keep his desk raccoon from popping out.

Ghost mode is just Karl going home early.

Spencer laid out what steps birddogs was taking to squash the competition.

There was even a whole PowerPoint filled with fake negative reviews we left on other company's websites.

Yes I understand that part, still doesn't make it okay.

To try and close the deal, Sam wanted to impress the foreign delegation by eating a whole orange, skin and all.

Sam recalled that oranges are rare in China, so he wanted to showcase his ability to eat exotic fruit.

Ghost mode is just Karl going home early.

The orange thing really freaked out the investors and they left after the third bite.

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