Sorry guys, but this Week's Nut is shit

Eco Products, Coffee, and more! ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­

All ABOUT shit! Okay, there is so much great crap on animal poo so it may take a few week's worth.  So here's week numero uno. Ever heard of civet coffee (Kopi Luwak) or elephant dung coffee (Black Ivory Coffee)? These ultra-expensive brews are made from coffee beans that have passed through the digestive systems of civets or elephants, creating a naturally fermented, smoother-tasting coffee that sells for hundreds of dollars per pound. I know what I'm drinking tomorrow morning! Elephant, panda, and even moose dung are being turned into eco-friendly paper products! Since these animals consume a lot of fibrous plants, their dung still contains plenty of undigested cellulose, which can be processed into sustainable, tree-free paper used for notebooks, greeting cards, and packaging.  Scientists have discovered that animal dung contains valuable genetic material, which can be extracted to help boost the genetic diversity of endangered species. This non-invasive method allows researchers to develop assisted reproductive technologies (like artificial insemination) without disturbing the animals. Believe it or not, dried animal dung (especially from cows) is used to build homes and insulate walls in rural areas. In some African and Asian communities, cow dung mixed with clay creates eco-friendly, naturally cooling, and durable structures. Plus, it's resistant to pests! Some traditional and Ayurvedic medicines use dung-derived compounds to treat infections, detoxify the body, and even heal wounds. Meanwhile, in beauty treatments, elephant dung enzymes are being researched for probiotic skincare benefits, while cow dung is used in certain anti-inflammatory creams. Spa weekend anyone? Alright, you nutty weirdos, that's enough sh*t talk for one week. Hope you enjoyed this deep dive into nature's most underrated masterpiece— and remember, every poop has a purpose.   After reading about all these highly questionable dung-based innovations, Nutasha has decided to launch an Etsy shop featuring handcrafted, squirrel-approved, sh*t-inspired potions.    Supposedly, she's been collecting the "magical remnants" of my infamous bathroom sagas, bottling them up, and marketing them as "Organic Woodland Elixirs."   Her top sellers so far are: the "Squirrel Squat Smoothie" (please don't ask) and the "Fermented Acorn Flush" (now banned in three states) Stay wild, stay nutty, and for the love of all things sacred— flush responsibly. Wait… Really? You're already looking for the Unsubscribe. button? Well, just know we have a pigeon army, and they WILL find you. But go ahead… Hit that button and see what happens.