DC Draino was officially declared a Tears of the Left Legend this week after a long, documented career of standing still while the left melted down around him.
Witnesses say the pattern has remained unchanged for years. Draino posts. Patriots nod. The left screams. Someone calls it dangerous. Someone else explains why it's actually about democracy.
The designation recognizes Draino's unique ability to trigger national-level meltdowns without raising his voice, apologizing, or backing down.
The New Legend: DC Draino Box includes 100% Kentucky Bourbon and absolutely no warnings, disclaimers, or emotional support links. This has been described as "wildly irresponsible" by people who drink boxed wine.
As with several major stories this week, the situation is expected to evolve rapidly, be misunderstood immediately, and likely sell-out fast.
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