Last chance to apply to be our CFO ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏  ͏                                                                                                                                                            
            |         |         |                   |       |                                                                                                                                                                       |  |          |       | We need a CFO now more than ever to reel in our spending over here. |  |          |       | Karl used company money to fund his Animal Literacy Program. |  |          |       | According to Karl's research he says 80% of animals still don't know how to read or write. |  |          |       | One of our biggest expenses is having to cover healthcare for an office full of twenty something year olds. |  |          |       | So far, it's taken care of John's fractured femur and Hoff's precious diabetes medicine. |  |          |       | Of course there was that one time Sam literally flushed money down the drain. |  |          |       | He wanted to see how powerful the company toilets were so he packed a bowl full of nickels and let it rip. |  |          |       | Finally, there's the matter of marketing spend. |  |          |       | You know how our ads are all over your social media? That's not cheap! |  |          |       | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022
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