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petek, 9. maj 2025

We Went Overboard With This One

The Weekly Bird

WE BOUGHT A BOAT FOR THE SUMMER: Our CEO bought a boat to "product test the bathing suit"... another genius write off.

The first thing Peter did when he bought the boat was post a picture of it on social media. He said it wasn't enough to wear a bathing suit that feels like a million bucks, he need a boat to show people he had a million bucks.

The boat can only fit Jordan OR Seth at one time, but not both. Peter said that much beef weights us down and lowers fuel efficiency.

Roee told Peter as captain of the vessel, he had the power to marry people. Roee might've only been half kidding because he literally would not shut up about how good Peter looked in our bathing suit.

With all the extra weight on the boat, Tucker was worried our trip might turn into a Titanic situation. You know, the situation where the ship starts to sink and everyone starts hooking up with each other.

This maiden voyage on the birddogs boat certainly won't be the last. We'll be wearing these premium, quick drying birddogs everywhere this summer from the water, to the bar, to the boardroom.

GET THESE BATHING SUITS ALL BACK IN STOCK

Trim the hedges! Wash the crack!

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