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nedelja, 11. maj 2025

“Why Is You CEO in All Your Ads?”

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Peter is the ideal birddogs man and represents American greatness. That is how he responded to Alex's request to hire a professional actor to do our ads. To be fair, the polo fits him best because our entire tailored fit was modeled off his body.

Peter keeps using his wife and children in our ads. Not only is it cheaper than hiring models but he can claim her and his children as business expenses. The only thing more flexible than Peter's understanding of what qualifies for a "write-off" is our polo fabric.

Peter is a "one take wonder." He will only shoot one take and then wonder why the ad isn't performing well. Peter may have forgot his lines, but our wrinkle free polo looked good in every take.

Peter says the key to effective marketing is relating to your customers. That's why Peter is prominently featured in our ads, because dudes can relate to a 40-year old millionaire playing around on Citi Bikes. You may not be a millionaire but at least you can look like one in this polo.

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