nedelja, 2. julij 2023

Fart Garfunkel Releases His First Album

FART GARFUNKEL RELEASES HIS FIRST ALBUM

PEEP THE MERCH HERE

Fart doesn't have a record label paying for the new album.

He's funding the entire thing himself by walking dogs and performing sexual favors.

If you play Fart's record backwards you can hear all of his passwords.

The more shocking part is how bad they are.

One of Fart's track is an instrumental... meaning he just listed all the instruments he could think of.

Fart's new album won't be released in stores, so he's trying to sell his CDs on the street corner.

Well he tried selling them but nobody's buying, so now he's just trying to chuck them into the open windows of cars that drive past.

Because she's MY cat and I want her back!

Fart calls his devoted fans the 'Silent But Deadlies.'

Mostly because no one ever cheers for him and one time a guy threatened to kill him after a set.

CHECK OUT FART'S ALBUM HERE

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