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THE birddogs PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

Every morning, our boss Peter makes us recite an oath of loyalty to the birddogs brand.

Those poor folks can't stream the adult content we take for granted every day.

The birddog pledge is strictly nonpartisan.

We hold no political beliefs outside of the endorsement of government subsidies for high speed internet in rural America.

The answer it's in the computer....

Peter included a clause in the pledge that said we can't be friends with anyone who doesn't wear birddogs.

He even made Spencer break up with his girlfriend because she called our marketing sexist.

Hoff always says "Amen" after the pledge because he assumes he's been added to yet another religious cult.

Hoff's highly impressionable... this is like the fifth cult he's joined.

Amen.

Peter tests our loyalty by making us recite the pledge in a Lululemon store for hours without getting aroused.

These yoga pants doing anything for you?

Part of the birddogs pledge of loyalty is a promise to never unionize.

It's technically illegal, so Peter just makes us say it out loud once a week.

Spencer is from a union family so he just mouths the words.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO THE BRAND...

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