"Assembly Of Experts"

At least the Hezbollah terrorists don't have to be embarrassed about those pagers anymore, because this is 1,000% more embarrassing: ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌      Not the Bee Daily Newsletter March 4, 2026 Sponsored by RevelationMedia Israel just blew up Iran's "Assembly of Experts" as it gathered to choose a new Supreme Leader 💀 At least the Hezbollah terrorists don't have to be embarrassed about those pagers anymore, because this is 1,000% more embarrassing: WATCH: Kristi Noem had the perfect answer to this Democratic senator's gotcha question So Kristi Noem is testifying before the Senate today amid a pause in DHS funding, and Democratic Senator Chris Coons decided to try a gotcha question about federal agents at polling places this November. A message from RevelationMedia Send Malawi Evangelists Reliable Motorbikes Missionaries in Malawi are eager to reach remote Yao villages with the Gospel, but they struggle with affording reliable transportation. Recently, RevelationMedia's partner Brother Ben asked us to help him purchase one quality, off-road motorbike for his team of eight. But what Brother Ben doesn't know is that we intend to bless him with as many motorbikes as they need! Hear how Brother Ben describes the evangelists' troubles: "We travel into very remote areas that cannot be accessed by car. And currently we must pay [like an Uber] to get a ride in. And sometimes we must get out quickly because of the persecution. And most importantly, we sometimes must rush to get a persecuted Christian to the hospital. The drivers we rent will not do this because they are Muslim."   Click here to help sponsor motorbikes for Brother Ben's team in Malawi! Balloonhead Nick Fuentes actually posted this. The replies are outstanding. Nick Fuentes thinks we all regret Trump now because he blew up the supreme leader of Iran? 😂 Big families had a lot to say about this writer's opinion on big families London-based writer Rebecca Reid probably knew exactly what she was doing when she wrote this: Liberal woman says trans partner accidentally fired Glock that was bought to fight fascism, but not to worry because their cats are fine I can find no evidence that this is satire. Pete Hegseth really needs to implement his plan to order random pizzas to keep people from tracking Pentagon ops The Pentagon Pizza Report tracks the number of pizzas ordered near the Pentagon and has been a reliable indicator of major military movements for years. Watch Bill Clinton explain his hot tub picture in the Epstein Files When these photos were released by the DOJ in December, people had questions: Come see how tampons in the men's room may have played into Netflix's failed bid to buy Warner Bros 😂 The entertainment industry is still abuzz over the dramatic reversal of the fate of Warner Bros., as its acquisition by Netflix officially fell through, paving the way for the media giant to be absorbed into Paramount Skydance. Chloe Cole's lawsuit against the doctors who transitioned her is headed to trial Great news: Trump says "we're gonna cut off all trade with Spain" after Spanish refuse to let U.S. jets use bases My English ancestors would be proud that we're snubbing the Spaniards 😂 ICE agents are under attack. Show your support—sign the letter today! 🇺🇸✍️* Not the Bee's Best The Home Gadget You Didn't Know You Needed Is Available For Up To 50% Off. This is the must have yard work tool according to do-it-yourselfers just like you. Order yours Today.* Peanut Butter Reinvented. Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code NTB for 20% OFF!* Banned By Amazon, But Not Illegal? These are 2026's hottest gadgets and DIY gifts that they don't want you to have. Quantity discounts are available, so get yourself more than one or as gifts for your friends and family. Check out these "banned" gadgets now.* *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Latest News | Store | Podcast | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 1322, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2026  Not the Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.