Your FREE Bottle of Ivermectin (Ends Tomorrow)

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Please read the message below from our paid sponsor. Occasional paid messages like these help us continue bringing you The Babylon Bee content you love. We're a Christian family living in Texas who got tired of watching good people struggle to get what they need. That's why we built Purely Prepared Patriot. And that's why we're offering Buy One Get One FREE on Ivermectin — until tomorrow only. Two bottles for $97.99 That's just $48.99 per bottle — 50 pills total, less than $2 per pill. Free shipping included on orders over $100. Everything we sell is made in America. Everything is tested by third-party labs. Everything ships fast and discreetly. Thousands of families trust us because we do what we say we'll do. We make quality medications. We price them fairly. We ship them fast. If you're not happy, we refund your money. That's it. This offer ends Thursday at midnight. After that, you'll pay $97.99 per bottle. Get Your Free Bottle Now — Before Time Runs Out → 90-Day Money-Back Guarantee You have 90 days from delivery to decide if you're satisfied. Not happy? Email us. We'll refund your full purchase price within 3 business days. No forms. No back and forth. Just a refund. That's our promise. Join Thousands of Babylon Bee Readers You're not alone in this. Thousands of Bee readers have already ordered from us this year. They're stocking their medicine cabinets with American-made medications while they can. With the uncertainty in the world, now it's more important than ever. Smart families don't wait for permission. They take responsibility. Order Now and Claim Your Free Bottle → What You're Getting ✓ 100% American manufactured ✓ GMP certified facility ✓ Third-party lab tested ✓ 12mg Ivermectin, 25 pills per bottle ✓ 90-day money-back guarantee ✓ Discreet plain packaging Common Questions How fast does it ship? Orders ship within 5 business days. You'll get tracking info via email. Is this really made in America? Yes. Every ingredient and every manufacturing step happens in Texas. What if I need to return it? Email us within 90 days. We'll refund you. Simple as that. Do you sell my information? Never. Your privacy matters to us. Is this the same quality as prescription Ivermectin? Our Ivermectin is GMP certified and third-party lab tested to the same standards. Will this show up discreetly? Yes. Plain packaging. No obvious branding. © 2026 Purely Prepared Patriot  |  Texas, USA Babylon Bee PO Box 546 Jupiter, FL 33468 If you no longer wish to receive sponsored promotional emails from us click here to unsubscribe.