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Wed, Sep 9   Unsubscribe Welcome back to your daily rumble in the Polymarket jungle. 🏈 $500 → $10,974: if the Philadelphia Eagles win the Big Game Top news     Laptop from hell This morning, Hunter Biden's Substack subscribers claimed a free allocation of his $LAPTOP memecoin valued as high as $427,600.00 each. Most of them immediately sold it, crashing the coin's value 99% within minutes. Will it recover by tonight?   $LAPTOP FDV one day after launch? →   Dems overvalued? Pollster Patrick Ruffini of Echelon Insights breaks down why he thinks midterm polls are biased in favor of the Democrats.   Watch now →   Quick Links Polymarket Midterms Dashboard →   Super rematch Tonight, we open the 2026 NFL season with a rematch of the Super Bowl - but these are different teams with changes in roster, coaching, and player development. While certainly a data point, we don't want to anchor too hard on that one game from last February, played under very different conditions (cough cough, the health of Drake Maye's shoulder). Still, at a 3.5 point spread and ~63% win probability, the market is suggesting Seattle are couple points over the Pats on a neutral field.   Check odds →   Undervalued Pats? BUT - could New England be better positioned than the odds suggest? Drake Maye was the NFL's best deep passer by EPA last season, and now he adds A.J. Brown against a Seattle secondary that was only 8th in explosive-pass rate allowed and could be without both starting safeties. More importantly, the Seahawks generated much of their defensive value by creating disruption (through pressure or tight coverage) but Maye was actually the NFL's best QB by EPA when disrupted, while Sam Darnold was far more dependent on clean pockets.   Check odds → MOST TRADED IN THE LAST DAY ODDS Breaking News 2026 Men’s US Open Winner (Tennis) 45% +18% What will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit in September 2026? 72% -13% Anthropic IPO by __? 87% -2% See all breaking → BE FIRST TO TRADE LISTED What's New No Change — Bank of Canada Decision in December? 15h Missouri passes ballot measure to redistrict? 18h <6m — "Hope" Opening Weekend Box Office just now See all new markets → MOST TRADED IN THE LAST DAY 24H VOLUME Hot Polymarkets 25 bps increase — Fed Decision in September? $2M Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva — Brazil Presidential Election $489k September 30 — US x Iran Effective Ceasefire begins by...? (2 week pause) $426k See all hot markets → WHERE THE SPORTS MONEY IS ODDS Top Sports Los Angeles Rams — Pro Football: 2027 Champion 16% O/U 30.5 — 49ers vs. Rams 90% Patriots 1H O/U 7.5 — Patriots vs. Seahawks 98% See all sports → POWERED BY @POLY_ARCHIVE Top comments Two ways to trade       228 Park Ave S, PMB 750480 New York, NY 10003-1502 U.S. Polymarket U.S. (iOS app)18+ Only. Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Not available in all jurisdictions. Trading is risky. 100% loss can occur. See polymarket.us/tos for more information. The Polymarket US App serves as an independent software provider and affiliate of Polymarket US and Polymarket Clearing, the CFTC-regulated exchange and clearing organization. Polymarket International (DeFi)Restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. Not available in all jurisdictions. Trading involves risk and may result in loss of your entire investment. See polymarket.com/tos for more information. No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe